so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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