Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I want to be your penis for a week.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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