i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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