I love black thongs
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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