the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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