ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
