evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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