Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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