can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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