very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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