i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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