my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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