I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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