Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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