I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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