Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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