we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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