Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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