I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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