Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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