who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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