it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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