you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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