i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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