he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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