Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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