Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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