somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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