someone get that fucking seahorse.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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