Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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