you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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