rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is my gift to your gina
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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