Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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