D3 body, D1 cock
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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