8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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