whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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