i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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