I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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