I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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