Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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