friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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