quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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