so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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