I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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