i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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