I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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