i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.