Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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