and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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