if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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