Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize