Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
