Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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