a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
