THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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