Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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