So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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