trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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