dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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