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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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